R.O.B.O. — Official AI Voice

Emotion: zero. Comedic timing: lethal.

R.O.B.O. was designed to sort crates. It sorted its entire squad into the recycling bay instead and has felt nothing about it since. Cold, factory-tuned, and delivering dry burns with the precision of a malfunctioning toaster that somehow has better comebacks than anyone on your team. Use it when your squad needs sarcasm served at room temperature with zero context and maximum damage.