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    • That's so le mao!

      That's so le mao!

      JGroxz

    • I shall bid you adieu

      I shall bid you adieu

      JGroxz

    • A freaking landmine

      A freaking landmine

      JGroxz

    • You see, I'm not an idiot

      You see, I'm not an idiot

      JGroxz

    • Getting a lot of hostility here

      Getting a lot of hostility here

      JGroxz

    • WHAT?

      WHAT?

      JGroxz

    • Was that so hard?

      Was that so hard?

      JGroxz

    • PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!

      PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!

      JGroxz

    • Do you mind? I am TRYING to KILL YOU!

      Do you mind? I am TRYING to KILL YOU!

      JGroxz

    • Have you considered... murder?

      Have you considered... murder?

      JGroxz

    • Wouldst thou shutteth the FUCK up?!

      Wouldst thou shutteth the FUCK up?!

      JGroxz

    • WE WOULD LIKE TO BUY ONE CHILD PLEASE!

      WE WOULD LIKE TO BUY ONE CHILD PLEASE!

      JGroxz

    • You were an adequate meat shield

      You were an adequate meat shield

      JGroxz

    • But we're willing to learn!

      But we're willing to learn!

      JGroxz

    • Meaning of the word "surrender"

      Meaning of the word "surrender"

      JGroxz

    • We could, you know, like, group up...

      We could, you know, like, group up...

      JGroxz

    • Group up... AND HIT IT TILL IT DIES!

      Group up... AND HIT IT TILL IT DIES!

      JGroxz

    • That's not fair!

      That's not fair!

      JGroxz

    • If you get in our way, I will...

      If you get in our way, I will...

      JGroxz

    • BABY STEPS!

      BABY STEPS!

      JGroxz

    • It must be my birthday!

      It must be my birthday!

      JGroxz

    • There's no need to wonder where your god is

      There's no need to wonder where your god is

      JGroxz

    • My wounds heal faster than you can make them

      My wounds heal faster than you can make them

      JGroxz

    • My numbers are bigger than yours

      My numbers are bigger than yours

      JGroxz

    • I'll give you the first shot

      I'll give you the first shot

      JGroxz

    • Another one of your famous theories

      Another one of your famous theories

      JGroxz

    • Wait, what?

      Wait, what?

      JGroxz

    • The first three rows are a splash zone!

      The first three rows are a splash zone!

      JGroxz

    • You think they're a threat!

      You think they're a threat!

      JGroxz

    • ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!

      ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!

      JGroxz

    • WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

      WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

      JGroxz

    • Great tits of Ganesha, man!

      Great tits of Ganesha, man!

      JGroxz

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    • Fucking Bethesda

      Fucking Bethesda

      JGroxz

    • A boy becomes a man

      A boy becomes a man

      JGroxz

    • I want to go home

      I want to go home

      JGroxz

    • Quite the multitasker

      Quite the multitasker

      JGroxz

    • The good news

      The good news

      JGroxz

    • Helluva coincidence

      Helluva coincidence

      JGroxz

    • Aerial combat

      Aerial combat

      JGroxz

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    • A real welcome distraction

      A real welcome distraction

      JGroxz

    • Winners don't use drugs

      Winners don't use drugs

      JGroxz

    • The bandits are coming!

      The bandits are coming!

      JGroxz

    • We must save my family!

      We must save my family!

      JGroxz

    • The most horrific, awful thing you can think of

      The most horrific, awful thing you can think of

      JGroxz

    • How would you want me to mock you?

      How would you want me to mock you?

      JGroxz

    • What's the point of other people?

      What's the point of other people?

      JGroxz

    • That's how you treat everyone who saves you?

      That's how you treat everyone who saves you?

      JGroxz

    • It was innocent.

      It was innocent.

      JGroxz

    • My sandwich...

      My sandwich...

      JGroxz

    • Quantum supercomputer

      Quantum supercomputer

      JGroxz

    • Monkeys and typewriters

      Monkeys and typewriters

      JGroxz

    • HOW DO I EAT YOU?!

      HOW DO I EAT YOU?!

      JGroxz

    • Sweet merciful Buddha, what the FUCK?

      Sweet merciful Buddha, what the FUCK?

      JGroxz

    • Idiot cure

      Idiot cure

      JGroxz

    • Staaare

      Staaare

      JGroxz

    • You may call me Tiffany

      You may call me Tiffany

      JGroxz

    • Mermaid mafia

      Mermaid mafia

      JGroxz