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Hey, chimichanga lovers! Get ready to feast your ears on the best soundboard in the multiverse. It's got all the best lines from Deadpool 1, straight from yours truly, The Dallas Deadpool. Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughter and spontaneous high-fives!
    • I'm Touching Myself Tonight

      I'm Touching Myself Tonight

      TheDallasDeadpool

    • You May Be wondering why the Red Suit

      You May Be wondering why the Red Suit

      TheDallasDeadpool

    • Rich Corinthian Leather

      Rich Corinthian Leather

      TheDallasDeadpool

    • OH! Oh Hello

      OH! Oh Hello

      TheDallasDeadpool

    • I only have 12 Bullets

      I only have 12 Bullets

      TheDallasDeadpool

    • I Know Right

      I Know Right

      TheDallasDeadpool

    • I Can't Tell You...But It Ryhmes

      I Can't Tell You...But It Ryhmes

      TheDallasDeadpool

    • Good Deadpool

      Good Deadpool

      TheDallasDeadpool

    • I've Never Said This But.....

      I've Never Said This But.....

      TheDallasDeadpool

    • Did I Leave the stove on

      Did I Leave the stove on

      TheDallasDeadpool

    • Cock Shot

      Cock Shot

      TheDallasDeadpool

    • Bad Deadpool

      Bad Deadpool

      TheDallasDeadpool

    • 12 Bullets....or Bust

      12 Bullets....or Bust

      TheDallasDeadpool

    • Where Are You At Francis

      Where Are You At Francis

      TheDallasDeadpool

    • You're Not Francis

      You're Not Francis

      TheDallasDeadpool

    • 3,2 Stupid

      3,2 Stupid

      TheDallasDeadpool

    • Fucking KaBob

      Fucking KaBob

      TheDallasDeadpool

    • Gotcha

      Gotcha

      TheDallasDeadpool

    • Rolling Up The Sleeves

      Rolling Up The Sleeves

      TheDallasDeadpool

    • What The SHIT Bizkit

      What The SHIT Bizkit

      TheDallasDeadpool

    • Me Gusta Cinco

      Me Gusta Cinco

      TheDallasDeadpool

    • I Will Shoot Your Fucking Cat

      I Will Shoot Your Fucking Cat

      TheDallasDeadpool

    • Who's Kitty Litter

      Who's Kitty Litter

      TheDallasDeadpool

    • I Dont Take The Shits

      I Dont Take The Shits

      TheDallasDeadpool

    • What Could I get For

      What Could I get For

      TheDallasDeadpool

    • I Have Some Hard Spots Too...

      I Have Some Hard Spots Too...

      TheDallasDeadpool