New Sound Memes for def comedy jam

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Ted - But you will take care of me for ever and ever
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Ted - Then I sold the parsnip to a family with four small children
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Ted - You know you are never alone when you are with Christ
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Ted - Ultra Tuscan Orange grapefruit
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Ted - My god america is imploding
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Ted - See the fact that you have to say that...
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Ted - Oh, Come on I don't sound that much like Peter Griffin
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Ted - You can not take responsibility for anything that goes wrong in your life
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Ted - Jesus this is Weak,
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Ted - All I'm saying is that is the Boston Woman are
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Ted - You got a lot of problems Don't you ?
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Ted - You're blaming me
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Someone did call last week about the same thing...
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I'm sorry I couldn't quite catch your name...
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Sorry I can barely hear ya there
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Which company did you say you're calling from again
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Uh uhhh, sorry again?
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Hello this is Lenny
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Yes yes yes
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We are not allowed to spend as much as we were
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Hellooo
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I think this might be it
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The Simpsons - Bart - Now's our chance to be bad
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The Simpsons - Bart - have a good life!
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The Simpsons - Homer - To alcohol, the cause and solution to all our problems
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The Simpsons - Homer - Trying is the first step toward failure!
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The Simpsons - Homer - You're all nuts!
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The Simpsons - Homer - I am s-smart!
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The Simpsons - Homer - o start, press any key. Where's the Anykey?
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The Simpsons - Homer - Its a Ring Toss game
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The Simpsons - Homer - Kiss my hairy yellow butt!
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The Simpsons - Bart - Man, what's gotten into you?
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The Simpsons - Homer - Welcome to the Internet my friend
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The Simpsons - Homer - Hmm... donuts
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